lol i wonder if teachers just sit there and laugh while marking my school tests

"you know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day"

"I didn’t get over it, but I got used to it."

Story of my life. (via bizarrest)

(Source: frequenseas)



I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel


do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

(Source: worldpeaces)